Things I’ve learned this week

Don’t sing in the photocopying room – you never know who will walk in. In fact, don’t sing in the office at all
Johnson’s Holiday Skin body lotion won’t colour your legs, but it will turn your cuticles orange
‘Architected’ (as in ‘having had an architect look at and work on it’) is apparently a word
I can navigate my way round the Paris metro much better than the Manchester Metrolink, even though Metrolink is much smaller and idiot-proof
It isn’t that hard to switch off predictive text on my mobile phone, once you know which button it is
Even if you allow yourself double the time required to make your connection, the London Underground will conspire to make you miss your train
It has been exactly a month since I had a good hair day
Cleaning your teeth at the office almost certainly guarantees that you will get toothpaste down your shirt

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